I found myself making up a song in my head, so I thought I'd share

Oh, give me a home
where the adults and the kids can all roam
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the voices are pleasant all day

Home, home at the Sanfords
Where the kids and their friends can all play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the voices are pleasant all day

Oh, a home it would be
where the counters are clutter-free
and the floors are all swept
and the dinners a hit
and none of it was done by me.

Home, home at the Sanfords
Where the kids and their friends can all play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the voices are pleasant all day